My alarm attacked me at 4:30am. I opened one eye, checked the time, and told myself, “Calm down… just small nap till 5:30.”
My brother, that nap turned into hibernation.
Next thing, my phone starts vibrating like it’s possessed. It’s @iji by 6am shouting, “Where are you?!”
I sprang out of bed immediately, pretending like I’d been awake doing morning devotion.
Meanwhile this guy was already under the bridge waiting for me like a loyal sidekick in an action movie.
If not for him, I for still dey snore.
Today I don’t feel like doing anything and with all these morning drama, I still made 15k.
shoutout to @iji for saving my career before sunrise.