Callum yapster i beg you stop chatting or ill get mad like marv

After 5 hours of nonstop steps in my final hour left to walk home i have called Wendy Cartwright to request bus fair. I do however have a defence my battery was dwindling so i had to stop listening to music (my greatest motivator). Apparently sitting on your arse for two years taking ubers is not good preparation for 6 hour walks. (Still 28k steps though)

Greetings from manchester airport everyone I will be taking ur bread this month having a pitstop for some pack up before a brisk walk home

Be prepared here is your weather warning ⚠️ I forecast heavy stepfall from storm Cartwright coming this december possibly leaving some in the dust and rubble that falls.

You’re a schmuck and a bozo logans already overtaken